We LOVE these KEYTAGS by Various Projects and their witty words and phrases. Some of our faves: Stolen Bike, Sorry Ass Apartment, Think Tank, Liquor Cabinet, Brooklyn and Dungeon (not photographed). I have a serious “I forgot my keys” and “I lost my keys” problem, but I don’t want to lose my keytag, so problem solved!! We also love that these are made in Brooklyn!